Once three brothers called Mean, Surly and Tattooed had a party They played loud music, told people to fuck off and distorted their blood chemistry. A cop arrived, everyone got quiet because of the hastily hidden drugs. and the cop turned to go, picking up an unhidden roach and saying ” I think I’ll take this with me”.
Mean yelled ‘You’re not taking anything out of this house without a receipt!”. Everyone except Mean and the cop had simultaneous heart attacks.
“Oh,” said the cop “you want a receipt?”. He wrote Mean a receipt that started “You Are Charged…”.