A Toast For Stephen Harper

Mr. Harper,

When you’re sitting shittin’

on some filthy toilet seat.

May crabs the size of lobster

crawl up your balls and eat.

And when you’re old and weary

and a syphilitic wreck

may your spine fall out your asshole

and break your fucking neck!

Here’s to you, prophylactic face!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s